He kicked me...

As I was cleaning the kitchen the other day, I heard Owen and Ethan get into a little scuffle in the family room. Shortly thereafter, Owen came up to me (crying) and said, "Ethan kicked me in the weiner!" Not knowing if he knew what and where that was...I asked him where "the weiner" is? He looked up at me through his tears and pointed to his knee. As I thought about this, I realized he said that because he knew getting kicked in the "weiner" is a very painful thing! So...naturally, if it hurt when Ethan kicked him, it must have been in the "weiner!"